A very good friend of mine was just about to leave for the grocery when her husband started telling her all of the other things he needed; towels, wash cloths, tissues, jeans and he’d like to have a new desk, a couple of platform beds and a large screen tv.

She decided he didn’t need any of it and she left. When she got home without any of the items he *asked* for, he sighed heavily and told her he was only joking about the big stuff….but he did need the tissues.

She told him that’s what he gets for joking around all the time!